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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nine berths on 2025 U.S. Senior Men’s Freestyle World Team set during exciting Final X action in Newark - USA Wrestling

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

What are the latest developments in the tech industry?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

No, not a chance

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

How is AI prompt engineering transforming the development of multimodal AI applications?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

What is the best way to get started using AI to make my own apps?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

10-year Treasury yield eases after May core inflation is less than expected - CNBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

If we colonized Mars, what would a human being from Mars be called? I’d assume Martian just as one from Earth is called an Earthling or Terran in the case of Sci-Fi media.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Micah Parsons will attend training camp but won’t commit to participating without a deal - NBC Sports

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

RFK Jr. appoints 8 new members to CDC's vaccine advisory committee, including some critics of shots - ABC News

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Fishing is a popular pastime on many US beaches. What is a type of saltwater fish commonly caught from piers or by wading (flounder, redfish, etc.)?